Quotables

“It looks like I’ve never played in the field before.”

Los Angeles Angels outfielder JO ADELL to reporters after a June 2 loss during which a routine fly ball hit him in the head and bounded over the fence for a home run.

“Congress gave the Kennedy Center its name, and only Congress can change it.”

Federal Judge CHRISTOPHER COOPER in a May 29 ruling prohibiting the Trump administration from adding the president’s name to the Kennedy Center building.

“(He was) warming up fish in the microwave, causing an odor in the office.”

Text from a South Carolina police report detailing an altercation between Myrtle Beach police officers that caused one officer to draw his service weapon and point it at another for causing a bad smell in the break room.

“I was trying to free myself, but I just ended up sliding down more and getting more stuck.”

Rescued spelunker AIDAN KIRSCH describing how he ended up spending seven hours in a cave in Canaan, N.Y.*

“The higher the price of copper ... our theft goes up. Direct correlation there.”

AT&T official TODD SWENSON on the rapid increase in copper thefts hurting communication companies.**

*New York Post; **NPR