Quotables

“She’ll do anything for food.”

Dog owner GREG CHAN about his Doberman pinscher named Penny who won best in show at the 150th Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show Feb. 3.

“I wish you would just hold me in contempt so that I can have a full 24 hours of sleep.”

Department of Justice attorney JULIE LE to a federal judge in Minnesota Feb. 3 describing the around-the-clock legal work generated by the immigration enforcement surge in Minnesota.

“Dude, we’re going to be calling your parents.”

An Australian police officer to a 17-year-old driver who was stopped after officers clocked him driving 117 mph Jan. 30. The teen, who only had the license for two months, now faces fines and a driving suspension.

“We should take over the voting, in at least, many, 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting.”

President DONALD TRUMP to podcaster Dan Bongino during an interview that aired Feb. 2 vaguely suggesting a federal takeover of elections ahead of the November midterms.

“It’s like somebody taking a hammer to my heart.”

Former Washington Post columnist and sportswriting legend SALLY JENKINS after the newspaper announced layoffs that would effectively end the paper’s sports section.*

*The Ringer