This is a sad, sad family.... The children are sad and the parents are sad and it's not entertainment.

Actor Bill Cosby, former star of the family-friendly 1980s smash hit The Cosby Show, on the MTV show The Osbournes, about rock star Ozzy Osbourne's dysfunctional family. Mr. Cosby compared laughing at the strung-out Mr. Osbourne to laughing at Dickens's Tiny Tim.

Buy when Martha Stewart buys; sell when Martha Stewart sells; work hard; stay focused; and marry a Kennedy.

Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, receiving an honorary doctorate at Chapman University, in a tongue-in-cheek answer to the question of how to be successful. Mr. Schwarzenegger is married to Maria Shriver, a member of the Kennedy family.

She appears to be a model prisoner. I think she should spend the rest of her life being a model prisoner.

Los Angeles Deputy District Attorney Stephen Kay, arguing against parole for Leslie Van Houten, who has spent three decades in prison for her role in the notorious 1969 Tate-La Bianca killings as a member of Charles Manson's "family."

It's not good and it's not bad. It just happens.

San Francisco Giants baseball player Jeff Kent, after television cameras caught a fight in the team's dugout between Mr. Kent and teammate Barry Bonds during a game.