‘Watch. Share. Slay.’

Planned Parenthood in a blog post promoting a video that Buffy the Vampire Slayer creator Joss Whedon made for the organization. The post said “every single one of us has a hero inside; and it’s our responsibility to use our superpowers to slay.” Students for Life noted, “They slay over 320,000 innocent children every year.”

‘You can use that on the press.’

Homeland Security Secretary John F. Kelly to President Trump after Trump received a ceremonial saber at the commencement for the Coast Guard Academy.

‘Can we have a crisis-free day? That’s all I’m asking.’

U.S. Sen. Susan Collins R-Maine, on the scandals facing the Trump White House.

‘The National Science Foundation last year used your taxpayer money to fund a climate change musical. Do you think that’s a waste of your money?’

Mick Mulvaney, director of the Office of Management and Budget, on complaints about President Trump’s proposal to make cuts to the planned budget of the NSF.

‘It would be terrible to think that life has no meaning, that we are going nowhere, and that what we do until we die is a matter of indifference. That is what tortures so many today.’

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito in an email to Eric Banecker, editor of Seminarian Casual, before Alito spoke at the Saint Charles Borromeo Seminary graduation in Philadelphia.